Welcome To the World of Jimmy Valon

My name is Jimmy.

Jimmy Valon.

Yeah, that’s right.

If you’re here it’s probably because I did something to piss you off. 
Well, you deserved it – go on, you know you did!!!!  Pillock!

You wanna know somethin’ about me?  I’ve got no penis.  That’s a fact you can take home to Mamma.

Look – what the fuck are you doing still reading this shit – get a life you asshole.   I got no time for you or your problems, I got no time for you or your pissing contests and I got no time for you or your Papa so why don't you just Fuck the Hell off and let me wank in peace.

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